[spoken]This is the story of a young man in Advanced Placement.
But little did he know, he was in the most advanced place a man can be.
You see, this young man is a prophet of the lord. His name is Kevin Tran, and this is his story.[/spoken]
Once upon a time, his only trouble was getting A's in school,
But he was struck by divine power and received the tools
to read scripture and to save the human kind,
and his life would never be the same again.
Then came along the Winchesters and they tried to have him help,
because he wielded the power to save the whole world,
but Leviathans took him away and
so he never thought he'd see his home again.
[spoken]And that's when things got really bad. You see, Kevin was kidnapped and was forced to translate God's word to save his mom's life.[/spoken]
And so, the demon Crowley took him,
Thinking he had God trapped in his two hands but,
Kevin Tran outsmarted him by faking to translate God's word
He killed his captors and then he escaped his prison,
[spoken] You go, Kevin Tran! AP don't stand for Advanced placement anymore, it stands for Ass-puncher. You don't need no Winchesters to survive. You ain't no cub no more, tiger. You a man now![/Spoken]
He teamed with his mom in order to get the tablet back again,
but the demon Crowley showed up and didn't play by the rules,
thus his mom nearly lost her life fighting,
and the two were never to be seen again.
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